I would have to say my fondest memory from last night's game was when I was at home watching "Next Action Star" on NBC and seeing that big fat guy roll around on the stage. Priceless. Since I don't go to the games, I'm forced to have an opinion about them based solely on the summaries that Captain Wolan posts on his site. I think the best thing was that picture of Wolan in an empty dugout after the game... well, it was the best thing until I realized he set the timer on his camera and posed for his own picture. That is so bush-league. I also read that the pitching and defense was good, which surely must explain why the other team scored 15 runs and the mercy rule was invoked. Ouch. Well, I guess my advice is to suck it up, buck it up, and tear it up next time. Assuming you can interpret the batting order and fielding assignments.

Mike Corbett is a reporter for MLSB.com. This story was not subject to the approval of Major League Softball or its clubs.